Friday, 10 February 2017


Medicine (jokes)
One day a patient went to the doctor and told him about his diseases.
The doctor gave him some medicines and told him to shake it before taking.
The patient came back home and started to take the medicine.
The next day the man took the medicine but forgot to shake.
He told his son, "I forgot to shake the medicine; the medicine is in me so now shake me." But the son gave him hard shake and the man died instantly.

Tuesday, 7 February 2017

True Love

True Love
Love means to attract to someone and matching of minds between two souls together that is never seen only can be felt. Love means mental satisfaction that cannot be bought by money. Man is the best creation of almighty Allah and he has also given him a mild heart to feel something from others. Someone can feel others' feelings and some other take it in other way. Love never abides by the ages, big-small, upper-lower, rich-poor and king-peasant. It never abides by the place, time, position, class and caste. It is born at any time and at any place.  The wiser accepts it and the ignorant ignores it. Love is the best gift of almighty Allah, someone gets it easily and on the other hand many don't get it in the whole life. Many people eagerly wait for this valuable gift. Some people cannot understand that this gift is waiting for her/him near and looks for somewhere else. He / she overlooks it and in the long run he / she suffers for this tiny but greatest gift. In the history we see many people have lost their lives, some have left their kingdoms for this love. Love is a thing that can sooth one's soul by removing the fatigues and tiredness within moment. It can build one's life and it can also ruin the life. Many people can't understand the value of it so they ignore it because their hearts are like the dry wood where there is no humidity. Love is actually the best gift of almighty Allah that does not come in everyone's life.  True love should be respected and venerated. If we don't evaluate others' love and the person who loves us then we have to repent for that love which we ignore. We should accept true love from the true lover and take it as the part of our life and give value of it as life is very short otherwise we have to weep for it in our whole lives. We should remember true love comes only one time in one's life. If it goes, it goes forever and never comes back just like time that goes and goes forever.

Thursday, 2 February 2017

President (Jokes)

Preccidemental (Jokes)
One day Donald Trump went to the zoo. He noticed that someone was calling him. He looked here and there. He saw none over there.  Again after a few minutes he saw that a baboon was calling him. The baboon told him, "How are you buddy?" I miss you for a long time. You went away leaving us but did not come back. You have forgotten me being preccidemental. 
There was a monkey near to them. He told, Hi Trump, I heard, you have become pepsodent. Trump became very angry and told him that president not pepsodent. The monkey told, how is possible for you to be president in the world of human being as you are of our caste?
The baboon told, hey monkey, be careful, talk carefully, don't talk like that. My brother is the preccidemental of Ammarikka. If you talk like that way he will killa you. The monkey told, don't try to frighten me. My brother George Bush is also pepsodent of Ammarikka. If I call him he will blast all of you and remove the germs like you.
Then Trump became scared and told him, "Is George Bush your brother?" Oh, tell me first, he is my sinner buddy. The baboon told, oh, then we are all of the same caste.  So we should not quarrel among us rather we should attack all the human beings to clear our way ha ha ha ha….