President (Jokes)

Preccidemental (Jokes)

One day Donald Trump went to the zoo. He noticed that someone was calling him. He looked here and there. He saw none over there.  Again after a few minutes he saw that a baboon was calling him. The baboon told him, "How are you buddy?" I miss you for a long time. You went away leaving us but did not come back. You have forgotten me being preccidemental. 

There was a monkey near to them. He told, Hi Trump, I heard, you have become pepsodent. Trump became very angry and told him that president not pepsodent. The monkey told, how is possible for you to be president in the world of human being as you are of our caste?

The baboon told, hey monkey, be careful, talk carefully, don't talk like that. My brother is the preccidemental of Ammarikka. If you talk like that way he will killa you. The monkey told, don't try to frighten me. My brother George Bush is also pepsodent of Ammarikka. If I call him he will blast all of you and remove the germs like you.

Then Trump became scared and told him, "Is George Bush your brother?" Oh, tell me first, he is my sinner buddy. The baboon told, oh, then we are all of the same caste.  So we should not quarrel among us rather we should attack all the human beings to clear our way ha ha ha ha….

Completing sentences by using become / get / grow + Adj.

Completing sentences by using become / get / grow + Adj.

 People who live long-----------

Ans:  grow old.

 Sick people try to-------------

Ans:  get better.
 You should not -------------- with the people who are weak.

Ans: grow angry

 People who work hard and earn money----------

Ans:  become rich.

 If you do not eat------------------

Ans:  you will become hungry.

 Students who study hard---------------

Ans:  become successful in life.

 If you work hard you will------

Ans: get tired.

 Day by day we are-------

Ans: getting old.

 After walking a long way we------------

Ans: got tired.

 I have ----------- because of working all day long.

Ans: become sick
 As we ran fast, we------------

Ans: became thirsty.

Completing sentences by using If + present + future

Completing sentences by using If + present + future

 If the boys play with me--------------

Ans: I will give them chocolates.

 If the population grows more--------------

Ans: we will face food problem.

 If he is lazy-------------

Ans:  he will not prosper in life.

 If you finish your work in time-------------

Ans:  you will get enough rest.

 If you play in the rain------------------

Ans: you will catch cold.

 If the storm blows---------------

Ans:  it will uproot many trees.

 If you come early--------------

Ans:  you will not miss the train.

 If you work all long-------------

Ans: you will get tired.

 If you clean your teeth--------------

Ans: you will have good teeth.

 If you are ill---------------

Ans: you will take medicine.

 If you help me-------------

Ans: I will help you.

 If you read the newspaper daily-----------------

Ans: you will learn many things.

Completing sentence by using by + gerund

Completing sentence by using by + gerund

 By obeying your parents---------

Ans: you will win their love.

 By eating a balanced diet--------------

Ans: we can live well.

 By drinking milk-----------

Ans: we can get vitamins.

  By working hard--------------

 Ans: we can succeed in life.

 By reading attentively-----------

Ans: we can learn many well.

 By taking regular exercise------------

Ans: we can keep fit.

 By drinking clean water------------

Ans: we can keep our body fit.

 By working in time------------

Ans: we can get good result.

 By growing paddy and wheat---------------

Ans: you can get more money.

 By finishing your home work-------------

Ans: you can play.            

 By accomplishing their mission--------------------

Ans: they will return home in time.
 By doing my duty-----------

Ans: I shall help you.